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DLOBML CHAPTER 3 (Cuckolded Little Hero x Playboy CEO)
Chapter 3 — F*** Your Abusive Romance (1) | The Daily Routine of Imprisoning the Male Lead
Xing Ge followed the shy young girl to the classroom of the “Honorable Cannon-Fodder Team,” and was instantly struck speechless. It was basically a storage closet, barely bigger than a bathroom. A sealed iron box that looked like an elevator took up most of the space. The rest was a tiny tea table and two chairs.
“Um, budget is tight. Please make do,” the girl said, covering her face in embarrassment. She guided Xing Ge to a chair and handed her a dusty helmet.
“This is the newbie trial helmet. Put it on to start your first-time experience. There will be someone inside to guide you.”
Under the girl’s hopeful stare, Xing Ge put the helmet on. Her consciousness sank into a milky-white ocean.
“Beep! Connection complete!”
A “tiny” figure slowly “rolled” toward her in the distance. Oh. It was an egg with a few strands of hair.
“Hello, Number 740. I am your guide for this newbie trial, Ji Dan.”
Mom, the talking egg with hair is speaking!
Xing Ge studied its round body, then crouched down and said seriously, “Alright, Lord Egg, what do I need to do?”
Lord Ji Dan felt a sense of fulfillment. This was the first ascendant who did not look at it like it was a monster. It decided to offer this good person a small perk.
“Since you are with the Cannon-Fodder Team, I will load a scenario. You perform freely. When it ends, I will give comments and have you correct anything that is off.”
When Xing Ge nodded, it waved a mighty arm, no, its dainty body just gave a little shiver and the world went pitch-black.
When Xing Ge opened her eyes again, she was tied to a chair. A few fierce-looking thugs were watching her.
Was this the legendary “kidnapping”?
Xing Ge was uncharacteristically excited. She had never experienced anything this novel before.
She flipped through the script and learned that this time her role was the heroine’s beloved younger brother, a pampered young master with delicate skin.
Because the story was an abusive-romance drama, the angelically pure heroine had fallen for a murderous little prince who killed without blinking.
The trope went like this: no matter how many times the male lead abused her, she still loved him like her first crush.
As everyone knows, in this type of plot there is a very common device. The heroine or her family members will constantly get kidnapped so the archenemy can threaten the male lead.
If the target is the heroine, the scene is always the male lead kneeling to satisfy the villain’s twisted demands, the heroine crying a river, suddenly realizing how deeply she loves the man who has tormented her a thousand times, and the two of them making up in the end.
But if the target is the heroine’s family, then… well.
This time, Xing Ge dropped into the story right at a key moment for the couple’s relationship. The heroine had no status and was sticking to the male lead’s side. She thought she could slowly warm his icy heart, but just when it began to thaw, the male lead’s ex-girlfriend returned.
When the heroine saw that he still carried afeelings or longing for someone,
usually from the past,
even if the relationship
is over or unrequited. torch
The heroine was shocked. Her heart went cold as ash. She decided to sever all ties with the male lead. After wandering in circles, the male lead suddenly discovered that the heroine was his true love. He transformed from a scumbag into a loyal dog in one second, and the heroine could not help
to an ex or rekindling a past relationship,
especially after a breakup or bad ending. eating the grass she had already grazed
From start to finish, the heroine’s brother was nothing more than a catalyst for their romance. If he did not die, it would not do justice to her twenty years of “love.”
Xing Ge had the sudden urge to smack the heroine. All this for a man, and you throw your own brother under the bus? That is pathetic.
She looked at the yawning kidnappers and said kindly, “Big Brother, sitting around like this is too boring. Why don’t we find something fun to pass the time?”
The leader glared at her. “Kid, don’t try any tricks.”
“Big Brother, with so many of you watching me, how would I dare?” Xing Ge raised her bound hands and feet. “You know my family is rich, and I value my life, so you will get your money. Since we all know the outcome, why make the process so dull and uncomfortable? How about the four of us sit down and play some cards to kill time?”
The kidnappers began to waver. Xing Ge pressed her advantage, putting on a pained expression. “How about we change the stakes. You bet one coin, I bet ten thousand. If you can beat me, I will have my family bring extra cash. I am so poor that the only thing I have left is money. Might as well spread the joy.”
The leader laughed and cursed good-naturedly. “You little wastrel, you are pretty interesting. A-Jiu, go buy a new deck of cards.”
So the four of them gathered at a table and actually started playing. Because Xing Ge was generous and easygoing, and even let the leader win a few hands on purpose, she soon became fast friends with the kidnappers. In a few days, they were calling each other brothers.
“Big Brother, you clearly handle yourself well. You could easily be a top-tier bodyguard. A few months of salary would be better than this line of work, and you would not be living in fear. Why not switch careers?”
That day, Xing Ge spoke heart-to-heart with the leader. He was tempted. “But I have a record in the underworld. Who would dare employ me for real?”
“That is easy. My family actually needs a few people. Do you want in? I will set the salary high. I promise you will drive a luxury car, have a beauty in your arms, and enjoy a relaxed life. Wouldn’t that be great?”
Thus…
Xing Ge returned home safe and sound, and brought back the sunglasses-wearing top fighter and his underlings.
At that moment, the heroine was upstairs on a hunger strike. When she could not stand it any longer, she came downstairs to find food, saw her younger brother, froze, then rushed over in tears. “An, thank goodness you are alright. I thought you were really kidnapped!”
The professional kidnapper-turned-bodyguard coolly blocked her. “Apologies. The young master does not like people getting too close. Please conduct yourself with dignity, miss.”
Xing Ge, a bit of a clean freak, quickly put some distance between herself and the disheveled heroine. She gave A-Yi a thumbs-up. “Your pay is doubled today.”
The leader inclined his head with restraint. “Thank you, Young Master.”
A-Jiu came running. “Young Master, there is a man dressed all in black like a crow making a scene at the door. He is acting crazy and says if we do not open up, he will kill himself.”
“One person?”
“Just one.”
“Great. Tie him up and bring him in. A-San, call my parents and tell them to come home.”
While they were talking, A-Jiu dragged the male lead into the hall like a sack and gave him a kick. “Be smart and behave.” The heroine’s tears poured like an open faucet. She threw herself at the male lead’s feet. “Huang Di, are you alright? I am sorry! Because of me, you suffered such humiliation!”
Xing Ge rolled her eyes. Please. I am the Supreme Exalted here.
The male lead had almost had the breath kicked out of him. Seeing the little woman who had been missing for days, he spoke with deep feeling. “No, Ru Ru, do not say things that make me sad. For you, this kind of humiliation is nothing.”
“A-Huang…”
“Ru Ru…”
They kissed passionately.
Her parents walked in on exactly that scene. Madam Xu nearly fainted from rage. She had raised her daughter as a proper lady, yet here she was shamelessly kissing a man old enough to be her father. For someone who valued etiquette, this was intolerable.
Mr. Xu remained much calmer. He looked at his son. “An, did you call us back just to watch your sister make a fool of herself?”
Xing Ge shook her head and recounted the kidnapping in detail. Mr. Xu’s face darkened. He almost resorted to the family rules. “You unfilial girl. What did you take your brother for? He was in danger, and you could not even call us?! Cry, cry, cry! All you know how to do is cry. Can you do anything else?”
He did not dare imagine it. If his son had really been killed, and this massive family business fell into the hands of such a muddle-headed daughter, there would be no hope. He had thought she was just naive. He never expected she had left her brain at home.
Mr. Xu was bitterly disappointed.
“Dad, you can see it too. She would live or die just to be with this man. I plan to let them have each other.”
Madam Xu screamed, “An, I will never allow your sister to marry that man!!!”
The heroine had already cried herself dry, but she refused to give up this last shred of hope. She knelt before everyone. “Father, Mother, I… I already have his child.”
An out-of-wedlock pregnancy was a scandal. It was no surprised that Madam Xu’s eyes rolled back and she fainted. Mr. Xu caught his wife and sighed. “Very well. An, you are grown. Handle this as you see fit.”
Xing Ge’s handling was simple and brutal. With a wave of her hand, she had the two of them locked up. Meanwhile, because the male lead’s gang had lost its head, she took advantage of the chaos and swallowed the entire organization with her newly acquired kidnappers.
Perfect. The male lead had lost his power and became a bird with broken wings. He could only endure the humiliation of becoming a live-in son-in-law of the Xu family.
Confined to a single room, his temper grew worse and worse. He often lashed out at the heroine. At first she forced herself to endure it, but once she realized he would hit her whenever he was upset, she snapped too. The two clawed at each other constantly. Their battles were brutal.
Since this was technically her body’s sister, Xing Ge stood up for her several times. With that support, the heroine grew bolder and began to fight back, turning the tables on the male lead. And so they continued their dance of love and war.
On a warm afternoon, Xing Ge lifted her flower tea and took a leisurely sip, eyes narrowing in contentment.
Ah. What a beautiful ending, she thought.
IsitRo: I'm so glad I stumbled upon this. Lmao!
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